This is a place of failed experiments and half-finished thoughts.
It’s home to scribbles, sloppy handwriting, spilled coffee, grease stains, pressed flowers and other inclusions that may make the page buckle and warp.
Contents may also contain:
- Shoddy sentence construction
- Doomed attempts at perfection
- Unfunny jokes
- Abandoned projects
- Unfinished drafts
- Undotted eyes
- Freudian slips
- Streams of consciousness
- Rehashing the same stupid drama over and over again
This product has been manufactured in a facility that also processes:
dreams, goals, dashed expectations, irrational fears, bad smells and decay, beliefs unbacked by science, confidence, contradiction, imperfection, unfinished business, leaving and coming back.
This product is certified free from serial commas, semi-colons, spon-con and self-censorship. (It may contain up to 6% chocolate.)
Consumers who are not completely satisfied for any reason may return this product for a full refund of purchase price, or start their own blog.